Saturday, July 30, 2016

How To Train Your Dragon (Book Review)

Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?"
"Stop boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read it for you."

How To Train Your Dragon

Genre: Fantasy
Author: Cressida Cowell
Content: lots of belching, farting, and general Viking disgustingness.
Main character: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, the Hope and Heir of the Tribe of the Hairy Hooligans (I just find the silent H really funny, okay? xD)

Brief Overview
Hiccup, the Chief's son, decides he no longer wants to be the laughingstock of the tribe. When he captures a Common Dragon to train (and a very small one at that), however, that goal becomes much harder to achieve. But then a Sea Dragon is found sleeping on their beach. And it seems Hiccup is the only one who can move it.

Placement in the Series
Book 1 of 12

What I Thought

^ Me after I got past like the first chapter and the story started to grow on me.

My biggest problem with this book, I think, is that the movie ruined me for it. The DreamWorks film is so great that I was trying to play it in my mind while I was reading, and you just can't do that. They aren't trying to kill the dragons, they start out trying to train them (though Hiccup comes up with a better way of doing that). There are quite a few differences between the two, and really, Hiccup's the only thing that's similar between the stories. Oh, and Stoick. He's pretty much the same. But minus the fabulous Scottish accent.

Characters
Hiccup - He's the most accurate thing in the movie, I've come to find out. Although, he isn't shunned like he kind of is in the movie. Everyone deals with him because they fear Stoick's temper, but the other 'initiates' aren't super nice to him. Like, Snotlout's a full-on bully. Ugh, I hated it.

^ seriously, this quote is so accurate for him in the first chapter.

Toothless - He's tiny. Like, really tiny. No Nightfury's here. Plus, he can speak with Hiccup because Hiccup can speak Dragonese, which means he can make snarky and sarcastic comments at every possible moment. And also complain. A lot. But it all turns out okay in the end, I guess.

Fishlegs - This scrawny, nerdy Viking is pretty much Hiccup's only friend. He's a big wimp, and honestly annoyed me in the first few chapters (Hiccup gives him his dragon, which works out because then he grabs Toothless, but anyway). He grew on me a bit, but I still love Fishlegs in the movie so much more.

^ precious innocent son

Snotlout - Bully. Jerk. Honestly, if it wasn't for the giant dragons I'd think he was the villain. In the book, his dad is Stoick's younger brother, and apparently Snotlout has made it clear to Hiccup that when they're grown he intends to kill Hiccup and become Chief. Which is why he decides to capture a Monstrous Nightmare even though it's not technically allowed. So. There's that lovely mark on their relationship. But he grows to respect Hiccup when, you know, he saves all their sorry hides.

^ accurate Snotlout quote is accurate

Stoick - Not as much of a jerk as I initially thought. Maybe it's because his wife is still alive. Idk. He's big, he's mean, and everyone fears his temper. But he stands behind his son, even when he doesn't come home with a Monstrous Nightmare, and even when he failed Initiation (although there is the incident of banishing him... and then un-banishing him).

^ accurate for him post-Thorsday celebration


Will I keep reading?
Yes. The whole reason I got it is because my brother (who is obsessed with these books/movies) checked out every. single. book in the series from the library and was like 'You should read these while I have them.' And because I'd had the intention of reading them for a long time, I decided to hunker down and do it. And I flew through this one. Seriously, it went so fast. So yes, I will continue to the second one soon.

Overall rating
3.5 Viking war cries out of 5

My question is: Are you a member of the HTTYD fandom? And are you a true fan (read the books and seen the movies)??

(And no, so far, Astrid is not in the first book (I can't say anything about the later ones, but...). And Tuffnut was present... but he was one of the Elders. I don't even know.)

~ Mia

Thursday, July 28, 2016

The Kane Chronicles (Series Review)

My first ever book review and it's for one of my favorite series I'm so glad. We'll see how this goes, I've never really done one of these before, but I plan to more often in the future.

(and yes, Emma, I will be copying your layout for reviews until I find my own rhythm xD)

Let's just jump right in, shall we?



"And frankly, the fact that everyone kept telling me it was a bad idea - Bast, Horus, even Sadie - made me more certain it was the right thing to do." ~ The Throne of Fire

The Kane Chronicles (trilogy)



Genre: I guess contemporary fantasy? Idk, I've just come to call it 'Rick Riordan' xD
Author: Rick Riordan
Content: A few kisses here and there, quite a bit of action.
Main characters: Carter and Sadie Kane

Brief overview
Carter and Sadie Kane, siblings who were separated when they were small, have their lives dramatically changed when their father unleashes the ancient Egyptian gods back into the world.  Together, they battle monsters, host gods, and save the world... multiple times.

Series Layout
Book 1: The Red Pyramid - Carter and Sadie face Set, the god of evil, while dealing with the gods they're hosting and trying to find their dad.

Book 2: The Throne of Fire - Carter and Sadie decide that the best way to defeat the rising threat of Apophis is to awaken the sun god Ra, who disappeared years ago and hasn't been seen since. This leads them deep into the Duat, where they follow Ra's nightly journey.

Book 3: The Serpent's Shadow - Apophis is rising, one of their friends is dying, and the Kanes have to save the world... again.

What I Thought


This series does not get enough love. Seriously. Everyone loves to talk about PJO (and don't get me wrong, I do too), but no one talks about TKC. THESE GUYS DESERVE ALL THE LOVE, OKAY? I love the sibling relationship, which I personally think is one of the most accurate in fiction today. So great. Ugh, I love it.

Characters
Carter Kane - probably the Rick Riordan character I relate most to. He's been travelling his whole life with his archeologist father, so he's been homeschooled and never really learned to be all that social. He knows tons of stuff. Percy said "You and Annabeth would get along great." when they met up in The Son of Sobek.

Sadie Kane - Carter's younger sister. She's lived with her grandparents in London since she was six and their mother died. She slightly resented Carter for getting to travel with their father, but she's gotten over it. Super sassy, has no patience for anyone, but really cares for Carter.

Zia Rashid - She's... hard to explain without spoiling anything. Let's just say she's not who you initially think she is. But she's still super kick-butt awesome.

Bast - The goddess of cats, who used to be disguised as Sadie's cat Muffin. She's so cool. I don't even like cats, but I would love to meet Bast.

Walt Stone - Introduced in book 2, Walt is one of the Kane's recruits at Brooklyn House. He's so sweet and I love him a lot.

There are, of course, others, but these are the main players.

The interesting thing about this series in comparison to Percy Jackson is that the characters aren't children of the gods, they are magicians that can host gods. Even though that's against the rules. So of course our characters do it.

I want to visit Brooklyn House. Please.



(also did anyone notice the 'Manhattan has it's own problems' line? I laughed)

Overall rating:
5 magic staffs out of 5

I just finished these but I already feel like I need to reread them. Hehe.

~ Mia

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Here we goooooo

Do I have time for a blog?

No, not really.

Am I making one anyway?



Yes. Yes I am.



So here we are. Welcome in.

I believe introductions are in order, yes?



... okay, not really.

I'm Mia (not my real name but anyway), I'm 17, I'm a Christian, an OYANer, and a fangirl. I read and write fairytale retellings, mostly, but of course I read other things of course because BOOKS.

This blog will probably be many, many things, like writing, book/movie reviews, and who knows what else. Whatever I feel like. Yeah.

Idk how long it will last. But I shall do my best.

Now let's celebrate!



(I also love Psych... if you haven't figured that out)

~ Mia